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THE FLOOD

What happens when a basement takes on water? You'll have to read this to find the answer.

QUICK HITS 5

Promptly on the back of quick hits 4, quick hits 5 arrives! You can read a few more things that fill my mind. Anything but participating in the life that is swirling around me.

QUICK HITS 4

Eagerly anticipated and long overdue, quick hits 4 arrives! I muse about random events that occur during ONE day. It's like some hip indie film, only written by me(no pictures).

FREE BREAD

A normal person wouldn't care about throwing ONE piece of bread away. Not me. And clearly I deem it important enough to write about here.

QUICK HITS 3

What message is your deodorant sending you? Feeling a funny pain? Swallowing yummy pills? Here's my take on these issues and more!

TIPS FOR SURVING THE OFFICE

Until the Supreme Court outlaws inhumane offices and we can do our work from our bedrooms or nice parks, I've come up with some tips to make it though the misery.

THE CAR FOR THE COMMON MAN

Does your car cost about as much as a couple of fishing poles? Well, read this anyway.

AIRPLANES

I was on a plane recently. I made some observations. I would like to share them with you now.

THE FUTURE

Going at its current rate, mankind is doomed. It's only a matter of time before the human race is destroyed.

THINGS I DON'T BELIEVE

I'm skeptical and disbelieving. Just call me a Doubting Thomas. Really, I just think that most people are full of shit.

QUICK HITS 2

*REVISED - If you didn't like the ending before, you still may not, but*
Just a few things I've thought about. Lucky you that you get the chance to crawl inside my brain.

PUBLIC BATHROOM RULES AND OBSERVATIONS

People spend a lot of time in restrooms with complete strangers. Considering this, you may think people would act differently. I certainly wish that people would act differently.

ME AND CHAPMAN

I've utilized the live "help" feature on more than one website. Here is an account of my most recent attempt to find someone who can answer a question that isn't contained in the website's FAQ.