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			THE SPACE SHUTTLE It's fast and cool. This is me standing in front of the Enterprise, which was used as a testing bed. It never went into space, though it was piloted on several occasions. It's at the new annex to the Smithsonian's Air & Space Museum.
			THE CONCORDE I believe it's the only passenger plane to fly faster than the speed of sound. Now it travels at supersonic speeds from one spot in this hanger to the exact same spot. It's so fast that it gets there instantly. Instantly! This too is at the new annex to the Smithsonian's Air & Space Museum.
			A CANNON From the US Frigate Constitution. The oldest commissioned naval vessel in the world. While a cannon isn't too fast (unless you dropped it out of a plane), a cannonball is. So there you go.
			A CORVETTE Seen here at Cruise Night at the Sycamore. I'm not sure what year the car is, but I think its a pretty early model, before Chevy went and fucked up the design. While a corvette probably would get smoked by a cannonball in a sprint, the corvette should win handily in an endurance race.
			A BUFFALO I'm not sure how fast a buffalo is, but I'm sure it could eat me if it wanted too. I'm don't think they normally eat people, but if it wanted to I don't think I could do a lot to stop it, especially if it had some buffalo friends with it.