BOOK TITLES

Here are titles to books that I have no content for or intention of writing.

Is that toothpaste in your pocket or are
[quieter] you, uhm (er) happy
[meekly] to see me? (uhl)

And other "jokes" I've told that either
no one has heard of have failed to acknowlege

Who cleans the toilets on a submarine?
And one hundred and twenty three other questions answered