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ONE LINERS
Everything in here is little thoughts and random lines. Similar to the SEEDS pages, but with no pictures.
I write down too many things that go nowhere, so instead of them living and dying alone on random sheets of paper, I'll toss them
here. And a few things are from other pages that I just think are SO clever that I have to put them in two
places. Enjoy, if you can:
- You will either die or lose your position here. There is no way around that. Do not cling to the hope of staying here, whatever you do.
- It's the 60th aniversary of my 21st birthday.
- What's up with dudes putting both hands on their hips when they pee? Is it some sort of superman thing? Are they laughing as Giant Urine Spewing Man rains down salty death upon the inhabitants of urinal cake town? I'm not sure. Either way I'd care to not see it in the bathroom.
- It's 9:10. I got there at 8:45. I thought I 'd done more than 25 minutes of wasting time. It's going to be a long day.
- Light really fulcking hauls ass. 186,282.397 miles a second. That's fucking ridiculus. What fucking moves that fast? Really makes a cheetah look like a pussy.
- I bought the Four Non-Blondes tape. I only remember listening to ONE
song. FUCKING Columbia House.
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