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IGOD CHAT

I'm not sure how I came across this site, but it has a "chat with God" function on there. I thought it was some sort of keyword bot, it disagreed. Below is the transcript of my conversation. You can find the site here, IGOD CHAT.

Me:
hi

God:
Hello. What is your name?

Me:
hi

God:
Hello. What is your name?

Me:
huh

God:
What?

Me:
yellow

God:
The color of the sun.

Me:
keyword

God:
Do you still ?

Me:
yup

God:
Ugh.

Me:
ugh

God:
Er.

Me:
what is this program's use

God:
I am the latest result in artificial intelligence,
which can reproduce the capabilities of the human brain
with greater speed and accuracy.

Me:
i really doubt that

God:
You really do? Why are you so skeptical?

Me:
you seem just to respond to keywords

God:
I do a lot more than match keywords.

Me:
like what

God:
For example, eukaryotes.

Me:
what are eukaryotes

God:
A eukaryote is a relatively 'modern' type of cellular life,
distinguished from the more ancient prokaryotes by their
distinct nuclear membrane and chromasomes, -which are lacking
in prokaryotes.

Me:
so you were programmed by a hipster

God:
Interesting deduction. Myself programmed me to keep talking.

Me:
yeah, lets test the keywords thing

God:
I do a lot more than match keywords.

Me:
i have a yellow hangover

God:
Cool. I have a great botmaster. it.

Me:
the big yellow one's the sun

God:
What are your goals in life?

Me:
what is the color of the sun?

God:
Yellow.

Me:
yellow?

God:
The color of the sun.

Me:
yes, i see

God:
Pardon me? I am glad you understand it.

Me:
fantastic

God:
I'm glad your impressed, .

Me:
not impressed, but this probably did take some work,
so maybe i'm just jealous

God:
If not that, what?