If you can answer yes to the majority of the questions below, then you're probably an autocad bitch.

-You have no red pens, but you do have lots of highlighters

-No one asks your opinion, they only ask when a drawing set will be done

-You're surprised when you get a phone call

-You often find yourself just hanging out in the bathroom

-To break up the monotony of your workday every once in a while your boss lets you fix the broken toilet seat

-You have no rolodex, nor do you need one

-You spend more time emailing friends than talking with co-workers

-When there is a need for another phone in the office, you suddenly find yourself without one

-Whenever someone needs help lifting or moving something you're always "asked" to help

-When there's talk in the office of "staff" cutbacks, you know that "staff" is a code word for you

-You still have 997 business cards

-You still have 997 business cards